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next friday or today??
 

After coaching high school football for 31 years, I don’t understand why you young men want to keep riding bicycles made for children.

Now what I’m going to do is get you boys some pads and some stretchy pants and some helmets. Then I’m going to form a league and have certain ones of you pick teams. Then we’re going to pit you against other teams in a competitive environment where there’s no place for lollygaggers, skylarkers, “individuals”, or those who want to “do it their own way”. The winning team will get a magnificent 4 foot tall trophy and the respect or hatred of all the losing teams.

Now this league is not about personal enjoyment or “good times”, fellas. It will require much sacrifice, seriousness, drive and focus. There’s no way to win without those qualities. Team sports have been dwindling in popularity since 1998, so I didn’t believe I could find the right kind of young men to form my league until just now, after I watched all the videos and read all the comments on this page.

READY, BREAK! GO TEAM! FOOTBALL! BLUE TWENTY TWO! HUT-HUT-HIKE!

Coach Sam
Executive Chairman
DBFL
 

Jason this comment really sounds like you.
 

samweedboner

i did not post that
 

IM ON ACID!!!!!
 

dont even ask me to come if there isn't free food, cause this nigguhs gunna be hungry.

if there isnt, everyone throw down on a baby Ruth for me.. and a gatorade frost.
 

ryans gonna be rad enough to get some pizzas... so everyone come out.. itll be fun.
 

there is so much I would love to say, but I won't. Since a lot of the posts have scratched the surface of this scene and why this good idea went so, so, wrong.

By the way I offered to do a free session out at the Fort for everyone and with a little planning we could of done some camping, bonfires, and party.

But fuck that since everybody hates Fort anyway.

See you all third week in November for some more good natured saltiness and competition.
 

Props to KC and friends for continuing to throw down throughout all the un-necessary B.S. This wouldn't have even be going down without those guys. That's whats up! See ya'll on Friday
 

David is a homo and Jason Ryan's butt buddy. He probably has some Jnco jeans on right now because he is stuck in the early 90s.
If SWBMX sucks so bad why did you waste your time to post here?

Christian
 

things that will cause you to burn in hell, if you believe in that sort of garbage.

1.homosexual activities ( yes this means making out w/ your male best friend, wearing eyeliner dmanes.)

2. unwillingness to look at faults. ( own up to that you voted repeatedly for yourself.)

3. greed. cheating at a contest to win some bike parts.

4. jealousy, talking shit on people to make you feel better about your pathetic life

5. transgression of anger, pride got hurt when called out, now you attack?

6. gluttony, this one was pretty obvious from your video

7. laziness, youre a little chubby arent ya there buddy??


now whos burning in hell??
 

as the ditch financial advisor, i suggest everyone buy an orange and plant all the seeds found in that orange. orange trees are a great investment.
 

I vote "Goliath" for the best comment award! hahaha that shit is hilarious.
 

lame
 

i love oranges
 

seths closet that he didnt come out of is bigger than that place. how are we gonna fit
 

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parking lot party!

were gonna project the vids up on the wall..
 

those hippies next door are gonna think its aliens with crazy projection machines!