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ditch pt. 2 matt nietschke

4.11.2007

sooo frank fucked up and didnt send me matts answers to the questions for the original interview and he got real salt about it. so i told frank we could do one seperatly.so frank asked him a few questions... dude seems to have enough hate in him to share for the whole crew. pretty funny. Lets start this off with who you are, where your from and why I blew > putting ur stuff in the ditch interview matt nietschke, lodi california, you were too busy taking the quad stacker challenge to make sure everything was right. On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 1:00 pm, Gettin Ratty wrote: > Haahaha, fair enough. Wats ditch mean to you? Ditch is like family, maybe like a sitcom like family. We've got everything from white trash like ryanthom and nate to stereotypical black people like dimitrus. We've got a couple mexicans, some more broke white people, and a homo too. You tend to catch a lot of heat from the crew with all ur > switch/opposite bullshit. Wats with that anyways? I dunno man? I've always just thought it was cool. I've always just thought it 'balanced' if you spun both ways in a run, or did something both ways. Especially when its random, that should be a rule. Also, I hate seein people who have 4 pegs and only use one side of them. If you have pegs on both sides, you better grind on all of them. Yeah I'm callin out all the kids with a peg on the op side just for hang 5s. If you want pegs for tricks like that start riding flatland and quit trying to be brian vowell. Sounds like you got some hate. Hahaha wat else out in the bmx scene > bothers ya? Damn where do I start. Ill give u the top5. 1) bitchfooted people. "I can't do hard180s cuz the spin is opposite." So basically you're a piece of shit who can't turn the bike around. God damn I hate seeing people who can't do hard180s. Loofa can't do it, he's a bitch. Nick can't do them, he has to do them opposite so the spin is regular. He's a bitch. A good example of a bitchfooted rider is joey, he can do hard180s the right way. 2) bitchspin people: learn to spin the right way, because the way you spin is heinous. Its easy to figure out, your front foot should 'push' your spin around. Not 'pull.' No matter how you look at it, it looks better the way its intended to be. Example, jared chilko, learn to spin the right way you goofy bastard. 3) people who sweat eddie cleveland: I really don't know how to begin to say how much this pisses me off. Shit, eddie cleveland comes out with a good video part or two and the next second every kid has painted wheels, big bars, and a slammed plastic seat. All those kids are tryin to get they're footjams 'dipped' like eddie's. God damn get off his dick and get your own style. 4) hang 5s. Shits trendy and I hate seeing kids at skateparks with 1 peg, or pegs with griptape on them for this purpose. God damn, shit blew up bigger than big bars. I'd like to thank josh betley (whom I've never met before) for making this trend happen. 5) people who wear animal fitted hats who can't ride street. For some reason I feel that animal stands for street riding, but when I see some homo at the park doing xups while giving me maximum raditude (no homo) in one of those hats, I just feel like they should have interviewed the buyers of them things. Your one of those big bars, slammed seat, opp spinnin pieces of shit. > How does it feel to be wat you hate? Nah nah nah its not like that. I can spin both ways, I spin op cuz I think that shit is hot. And in my case it is. I had big bars before it was trendy, not long before, but long enough. I guess I might come across as someone who sweats eddie cleveland, but I dont/can't do barspins or footjams/tailwhips or a combination of either of the two. I don't necessarily hate myself, but I could easily do so. How come I almost never see a limb come off your bike? How many > different bike wiggles can you possibly do? Damn, I knew that was coming. I think it comes down to me being a pussy. I can do tylercoleman airs, so basically I can take my left foot off only. I got the wiggles on lock. I think I've got 10 table,turndown,invert variations. And aside from that I don't do much really. All those wiggles, much like ur opp spins, no one can tell the > difference between. Any last words of hate/wisdom/shoutouts? This is ur > chance to stur up some shit like the guy in the stall next to mine Daaaamn! Ill just share some random thoughts. Nate: thanks for being the exact opposite of someone who is successful. Same with thom. Same with dimitrus. Same with pretty much everyone in the set besides frank and I, although frank is blowin it. Bob told me to say that "rooftop is a goofy ass nigga." Kirkland white ts are better than all others. Mike saavedra is the shortest scenest person I have ever been mistaken for. Thank you kc badger for making me think that someone can 'make it' in bmx by only doing turndowns and xups. Dj chris is the worst ipod dj in the history of music. I'd like to thank derekriggs for predicting the weather. Thanks to Jake counsell for doing crack gaps and showing people horrible spots across california. Thanks to tmobile for inventing sidekicks. Thank you Drue mendenhall for making me never want to wear bandanas again. Lumberjoke is always someone to make fun of. You faggots can't fuck with the dreamteam. Brandon van loh and Pappy are old as hell. La scene should step their ledge game up. Cliff richardson is the hottest thing in bmx. Nothing loofa does counts. Thanks to Franks mom for potato salad. Someone should remind bruce crisman its not tech or cool to switchblade. Thanks to the whole set and kc for makin this happen I guess? And for blowin the first one. ditch usa trip this summer! Comin to ur town, fisting your sister! annd.. pics arent working so.. go lurk his space for proof he rides hahah http://www.myspace.com/calislowest

Comments:
best interview ive ever read. matt is amazing.
 
that kid ont he corner by burgerking might know some spots....."yo!wheres there to ride?" welcome to ditch. ol' english and bashin bitches on the head with bottles..
 
hahahahahahah matt youre a bastard
 
awesome, i got a shout out for being old. thanks matty u ex 2 hip riding, everything looks the same bastard. i still love u, no homo.
 
hahaha! im with ya..... grind both sides!!!
 
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